Even Cleaner
We crunched the numbers and came to the conclusion
that we hadn’t been using the water right, especially
that which coursed through our bathrooms, farms
and factories. We kept this to ourselves
because we were hoping to get a raise.
Our infants emerged from the womb looking smudged,
like they’d just been dragged from a mining disaster.
It took industrial solvent to clean them up,
and even then they didn’t smell right.
But clean them up we did, then sent them off
to Bible College where they got even cleaner
and lost their smell. We were proud of them.
When they were old enough to think
for themselves, they had us lined up and shot.