Notes to Self
Remember to get oranges. Remind
neighbors to rearrange stones of patio.
Be more frugal with bird food. Dig
large hole in backyard. Mice can be
friends. Tell Errol to bring spigot.
Never treat people as if they were funny.
Glue shards of mirror to Bible. Mother
wants to be embalmed. Vice grips
are in third drawer to left. Be nice
to Stacy’s dog. Righty tighty, lefty
loosey. Clocks aren’t enemies.
Don’t wrap boned ham in tinfoil.
We are all wounded souls. Write
check to Carla. Never open freezer.